New from the comedian and Emmy-nominated star of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and The Office

“Applying her low-key genius... [Ellie Kemper] cements her status as an Elaine May for the digital age.”

“A pleasure. Ellie Kemper is the kind of stable, intelligent, funny, healthy woman that usually only exists in yogurt commercials. But she’s real and she’s all ours!”
—Tina Fey

“Ellie is a hilarious and talented writer, although we’ll never know how much of this book the squirrel wrote.”
—Mindy Kaling

“This is a thoroughly charming book.”
—Dave Eggers

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Ellie Kemper delivers a hilarious and uplifting collection of essays about one pale woman’s journey from Midwestern naïf to Hollywood semi-celebrity to outrageously reasonable New Yorker.

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